German Speaking D2C Funnel Strategist (Remote)

Do you possess the psychological intuition to turn a single interaction into a lifelong customer relationship? Are you at home in the fast-paced world of advertorial engineering, designing campaigns that shatter traditional scaling ceilings?

We are a results-obsessed agency focused on catapulting rising D2C brands to the top of their industries. We don't do "standard." Instead, we utilize a highly technical, holistic system to spark massive brand expansion. We are currently scouting for a Funnel Strategist to join our tight-knit "GANG"—a creative pioneer who views split-testing as a science and conversion optimization as a mastercraft.

THE ROLE: THE CORE OF MEDIA PERFORMANCE

As our Funnel Strategist, you serve as the tactical backbone of our media buying department. Your mission is to master the post-click environment, ensuring every user arriving from Google Ads is funneled into a seamless, high-velocity journey.

• Compensation: €45k – €50k + Customized Benefits Package
• Location: 100% Remote (EU residency required)
• Experience: 1+ years of proven success in Performance Marketing or Copywriting

YOUR MISSION: CORE RESPONSIBILITIES

• Creative Evolution: Spearhead the production of high-volume advertorials, constantly testing new psychological triggers and consumer perspectives.
• Strategic Frameworks: Replace intuition with logic. You will build and manage structured testing phases driven by data-centric hypotheses.
• Funnel Optimization: Deconstruct the entire customer path from the first click to the final sale, identifying and removing any barriers to conversion.
• Performance Analytics: Translate metrics like CTR, CVR, and ROAS into actionable insights to guide your next strategic pivot.
• Internal Alignment: Work hand-in-hand with our media buyers to ensure a perfect marriage between ad creative and landing page messaging.
• Client Leadership: Lead high-level meetings by presenting data, explaining successes, and outlining the roadmap for future growth.

YOUR PROFILE: ANALYTICAL PRECISION & PERSUASIVE POWER

• Advertorial Expertise: You've written enough long-form copy to know exactly which levers to pull to influence buyer behavior.
• Direct Response Skills: You are a master of hooks, storytelling, and preemptively dismantling customer objections.
• Search Intent Intelligence: You understand the specific mindset of a Google Ads user and adapt your copy to match their intent.
• AI Proficiency: You use AI tools to scale your output and efficiency while maintaining elite quality and brand voice.
• Linguistic Skills: Native-level German (C2) for high-impact copywriting; fluent English (B2) for internal collaboration.
• Bonus Points: Background in Health, Beauty, or Supplements and experience with Voice of Customer (VOC) research.

LIFE WITHIN THE "GANG"

We live by the G.O.B.I.G. philosophy: Growth, Opportunity, Best, Impact, and Gang.

• Work from Anywhere: Total geographic freedom—we care about your output, not your office chair.
• Global Summits: Bi-annual team retreats in luxury destinations like Bali or Cape Town to strategize and connect.
• Tailored Rewards: A flexible benefit structure that supports your personal lifestyle, from tech upgrades to wellness.
• Top-Tier D2C Projects: Scale the most promising brands in the DACH market without the weight of corporate red tape.
• High-Impact Environment: Work in an elite team of 1–10 specialists where your contributions directly steer the agency's success.